Admit it, you’re as desperate for a weekend of slow as I am; a weekend when the only rush hour is the queue for the organic porridge.
Well, rest your soul, my friend, a weekend of wellbeing is just around the corner because I’ve hand-selected 10 of the most appealing wellbeing weekends in the UK for you to choose from.
So pack your wholemeal flip-flops, snap your chat to ‘laters’ and go nurture yourself – I’ll meet you in the steam room.
Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.
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1. Rural Yoga Weekend,Yorkshire
Cost: £265pp | Friday – Sunday
Overlooking the North Yorkshire Moors National Park, The Orange Tree Relaxation Centre and B&B has plenty to woo your soul. You stay in farmhouse-style accommodation (with 8 clean, comfortable and quiet rooms) from Fri evening – Sun afternoon, your days are then filled with meditation, yoga, free use of the jacuzzi and sauna, and the chance to unwind further with therapeutic treatments of your choice. Meals come home-cooked and vegetarian, served with the other guests – like-minded spirits – in a beautiful dining room overlooking the moors.
Included: Breakfast, vegetarian lunch and dinner; 2 nights accommodation; yoga and meditation instruction; full use of sauna and jacuzzi
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2. Luxury Spa Weekend, Cornwall
Cost: From £550pp | 3 or 4 nights
The Scarlet Hotel in Cornwall takes luxury spa to a whole new drool-fest level. Classing itself as an ‘environmentally sensitive’ hotel, it’s won many gongs for its sustainable luxury. Very well-deserved they are, too. Five-stars doesn’t even cut it when you see the curved wooden walls and the floor-to-ceiling windows revealing gobsmacking views of the beach.
Inside, 37 rooms – all with sea-views – Michelin-starred food, and an Ayurvedic-inspired spa awaits. Speaking of which: tented treatment rooms, cliff-top hot tub, retreat terrace, morning and evening yoga classes, indoor and outdoor pool, plus your own mysteriously-titled, totally bespoke ‘Scarlet Journey’ – it’s all yours to enjoy on a 3 or 4 night spa break. Go on, blow the budget – The Scarlet is worth it.
Includes: B&B; Dinner on 2 nights; full use of spa; 4hr tailored Scarlet Journey programme; relaxation tips to take home.
3. Vintage Dress-up Weekend, Wiltshire
Cost: £350 (group of 3 – 6) | Frid – Sun
For the ultimate feminine soul retreat – where frivolity and playfulness are the name of the game – head to The Curious Cabinet retreat. Picture it: you, a group of your best friends, 3 beautiful showman’s caravans – dressed exquisitely to the vintage nines – a converted horsebox, filled with treats and delights, and a retro dressing-up boutique, all placed in a secret rural location 40 minute’s from Bristol, which is only revealed when you book.
This is serious switching off – candles and stars provide the night-lights, gramophones provide the soundtrack, and log burners heat your heart. There’s even an outdoor roll-top bath and more fabulous frills, like food hampers, can be added to your weekend if you wish. The brains behind this escape extraordinaire is Sadie Spikes, whose passion is helping women put their busy lives on ‘pause’ and reconnect and nurture themselves. I’ll be heading here at the end of the year, and I know, without doubt, it’ll be magic.
Includes: Exclusive use of 3 vintage caravans, site, and horsebox dressing-up boutique. Food hampers are extra.
Discover more: Curious Retreats
4. Narrowboat Meditation Weekend, Midlands
Cost: £275 (single berth cabin) | Fri – Sun
Hell, if this doesn’t whet your appetite (sorry) for some ‘me time’, then I give up. This is a meditation and yoga retreat to seriously float your (narrow) boat. I can’t help it, sorry. You’ll climb aboard the 64ft narrowboat, Spirited Away, for 3 wonderful days exploring the canals of the Midlands, devouring wholesome vegetarian boat-made food, and unwinding with gentle Hatha yoga and meditation.
The yoga is led by yogi, Jo Newman of Yoga This Way, and takes place off the boat in beautiful natural surroundings, with your shipmates for company. Best of all, there’s plenty of tea and cake on offer to keep you pepped in-between sessions.
Includes: 3 Hatha yoga sessions; 4 meditation sessions; vegetarian breakfast, lunch and dinner; transport to the narrowboat; canal cruising.
Discover more: Float By Boat
5. Eco-Treehouse Weekend, Wales
Cost: £379 (for two people) | 2 nights. Extra night free if you arrive on Sunday.
This slice of high-living heaven comes to you from Living-Room – a remote self-catering forested retreat where you take up a weekend’s residence in one of six state-of-the-art eco-pod style treehouses, 30 feet up in the tree canopy. Each treehouse blends beautifully into the thick branches of the trees; as charming and quaint as a Hobbit’s home with a rope bridge, spiral wooden staircase and striped-branches balustrade to complete the picture.
Come here and forget the world you know: there’s no electricity so light is au natural – lanterns, tea lights, and lamps. As for comfort, be in no doubt, you won’t find finer: luxurious double beds, wood burners, and thick insulation mean escaping to Living-Room all year round is possible. Who needs yoga classes when there are babbling streams nearby and whirling red kites overhead? Let nature be your teacher.
Includes: treehouse accommodation; fully-equipped kitchen; logs for wood burner; eco hair and body wash; all linen.
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6. Social Media Detox Weekend, Sussex
Cost: £299 (for 1 person) | Fri – Sun
Man, I love social media. But it is draining staying up-to-date with all of my accounts. Feel the same? Then say ‘howdy’ to Gayles, a small retreat centre on the South Downs, fifteen miles from Brighton. Set in ten acres of tranquil countryside, this weekend escape is about re-discovering clarity and focus in your thoughts, getting a personal perspective on your digital life, reconnecting with real human beings (not virtual ones), and embracing the power of single-tasking once more.
You stay in a comfortable dormitory, eat healthy, vegetarian food, and enjoy a suite of guided relaxation classes to restore your inner harmony, including 2 daily yoga sessions and daily meditation sessions. Your morning yoga practice and meditation is dedicated to boosting your metabolism and immune system. In the afternoon, your practice is about restoring the bliss of your body and mind. You’ll also join mindful walks, where the only twitter will be that of the birds.
Includes: 2 daily yoga classes, daily meditation sessions, mindful walks, 3 vegetarian meals daily, accommodation in a shared dormitory.
Discover more: Social Media Detox
7. Gypsy Caravan Weekend, Scottish Borders
Cost: From £235 (2 people) | Fri – Sun
Recharge, rejuvenate, restore – for that, there’s this: Roulotte Retreat. It’s an über-romantic Scottish escape where home is a exquisite Romany caravan (known as a roulotte in France) and your neighbours are the sounds, smells and earthly pleasures of a 3-acre wild meadow near the Eildon Hills. Choose from six French roulottes and one Dutch roulotte, individually named with their own quirks and character and unique interiors.
In Rosa Bella you’re bedazzled by deep jewel colours reminiscent of the Orient Express. Step inside Karlotta and seduction comes with exotic Moroccan vibes. Whilst Gitana enchants her guests with hidden fairies, butterflies and leaping hares – and if that’s not temptation enough, this saucy mistress also boasts a Japanese-style eco hot tub if you’d like to bubble cares away under the stars. There’s even the choice of adding yoga classes, massage and beauty treatments to your weekend break.
Includes: All roulottes come with kitchen with Baby Belling cooker, fridge, kettle, toaster and kitchen utensils; showers, toilets and washroom facilities; all bed linen and towels provided; wood burning stoves; electric sockets; outside garden furniture.
Discover more: Roulotte Retreat
8. Beach & Wild Retreat Weekend, Cornwall
Cost: £390 (shared twin/double room) | 2 nights
Founded by Surf Sistas, which runs women-only surf holidays in the UK and abroad, this ingenious weekend escape – called All The Good Things – mixes yoga and surf with wild swimming, foraging, Polaroid photography, hiking and wine tasting. On arrival you’re loaned a Polaroid camera for the weekend and have to pick a word from a hat. Under the expert guidance of professional photographer, Kate Czuczman, you’re encouraged to capture each word you picked in a relevant shot. The hilarious, brilliant and inspired results are displayed in your base for the weekend: a beautiful contemporary two-storey eco-lodge at The Park in Mawgan Porth.
It’s here you bond with the rest of your soul-seeking companions and enjoy blissfully good food. On the Saturday night your dinner is made and delivered by local food and wine expert Debbie Warner, formerly a sommelier at Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen Cornwall. Yoga comes in the mornings and early evenings, taught by the retreat’s co-host, Hayley Johns, and surf’s up on Saturday morning, followed by beach foraging in the afternoon. Sunday it’s back to the beach for swimming or more surfing before you head home laden with good things: new friends, inner calm, and a salt-kissed soul.
Includes: healthy wholesome breakfasts and evening meals; wine-tasting evening with a sommelier from Jamie Oliver’s local Fifteen restaurant; 4 or 5 yoga classes; surf lesson; foraging afternoon; Beach & Wild polaroid photography project; beach hikes and wild swims (wetsuits provided).
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9. Let go of Loss (long) Weekend, Somerset and Scotland
Cost: £2350 pp with a companion | 5 nights/6 days
For those who’ve experienced loss, The Bridge is a 5-night healing retreat that aims to heal your hurts, help you let go of traumas, and give you a fresh new perspective on life. Indeed, the idea behind the weekend is to help you cross a metaphorical ‘bridge’, so you’ll leave the past behind you and step into a positive future. Held a few times a year in Somerset (amongst 42 acres of ancient woodland) and in Scotland (on the breath-taking shores of Loch Lomond), the Bridge is run by co-founders and exceptionally-qualified life coaches and healing experts, Donna Lancaster and Gabi Krueger.
They use therapeutic techniques, including movement and music, alongside group work and personal reflection and enquiry to help you heal and transform. For both locations, you stay in beautiful farmhouse accommodation with all the trappings of a boutique hotel. As you’d expect, first-class recovery comes with a first-class price tag – but this is 5 days of high-intensity healing and saves you splashing out on years of therapy.
Includes: Food; accommodation; refreshments; course materials; all individual and group sessions.
Discover more: The Bridge
10. Exercise Weekend, Kent
Cost: £495pp (single occupancy) | Fri – Sun
Get set to smash your exercise goals with Green Farm Fitness’s high-energy exercise weekend. Your personal trainer for this 2-day sweat-fest is one of London’s top fitness gurus, Kathryn Freeland. She’s sculpted the bods of celebrities and royalty and now she’s all yours for a packed weekend programme of workouts and nutrition – tailored to your goals and fitness level.
On arrival, you get a personal consultation with Kathryn, covering your diet and exercise regime. The rest of the weekend is spent mostly outdoors training in specially-created woodland clearings and exercise stations. You can do as much or as little as you like – with the options of walks, cycles, and additional runs on top of the yoga, Pilates, and relaxation – and you stay in a handsome 15th century farmhouse.
Includes: private consultation with Kathryn; daily circuit training, yoga, Pilates style and relaxation group sessions; bikes, runs and walks; use of the eco hot tub, sauna and plunge pool; home-cooked meals; 2 week follow-up phone consultation.
Discover more: Green Farm Fitness